Those of you who have read my blog before will know that I have far too much time on my hands. This leads me to divulge in a great deal of pointless activity. I like Facebook WAAAAAY too much and have been known to Google myself once in a while. It’s actually pretty handy – you sometimes find out stuff that you didn’t know about yourself which saves you having to figure it out yourself. I recently discovered that I am a perverted dancer. I’ve been trying to live up to this reputation and so far I can report a 30% success rate. Feedback hasn’t been entirely negative but I haven’t made any new friends either. I will persevere though. I don’t want to let Google down.
The other day a friend of mine drew my attention to the wonderous website that is Urban Dictionary. If you haven’t done so already, go there and enter your name. The definitions that I found of my name are amazing. I have selected my favourites to share with you.
1 – THE NAME THAT IS GIVEN TO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD E.G AMY IS SO BEAUTIFUL I PISSED MY PANTS.
I thought I’d start off with a nice one because the rest of them aren’t so great! Finally the search is over – the most beautiful girl in the world has been discovered and it’s me! So now I can’t figure out why I haven’t been snapped up by some modelling agency, why I’m not dating some multi-millionaire movie star and why I am not laughing manically whilst counting piles and piles of money! Also, I’ve never heard of beauty making people wet themselves. Surely that would cause a lot of mess and as far as I know, I have never made any one pee their pants before. As I said above, I never knew I was a perverted dancer – well until now I didn’t know I had the power to make people wet themselves. Not sure I’m that pleased about it.
2 – A GIRL THAT FLIRTS A LOT. SHE HAS A LOPSIDED HEAD. SHE WILL HAVE MANY BOYFRIENDS WHO DON’T SHOW HER MUCH LOVE AND WILL BE PREGNANT BY THE TIME SHE IS 15.
Wow. I have been known to flirt and I have had rubbish boyfriends but fortunately I didn’t get pregnant at 15. As far as I know. And the thing about the lopsided head is just mean. I have checked the mirror and it doesn’t appear to be the case but then if I have a lopsided head then maybe I hung the mirror lopsided and have therefore been walking around with a lopsided head and haven’t known it. Seems unlikely.
3 – A GIRL WHO IS SECRETLY A SLUT BUT MAINTAINS A CLEAN IMAGE
Hmmm. Did someone I know write this one?
But am i?
4 – AMY TURNED LINDSEY LOHAN INTO A LESBIAN
I did not. Would not. Sorry Lindsey, you’re not my type.
5 – A UNIQUE YET DEFINING CHARACTERISTIC OF AMY’S IS THEIR EFFORTLESSLY SUPERIOR SANDWICH MAKING SKILLS.
I can confirm that I am excellent at making sandwiches. I always have been. Urban Dictionary must be following me. Identify yourself to me and maybe as a reward I will make you your own sandwich.
6- WHEN YOU DIARRHEA INTO A FAN AND SOMEONE IS STANDING BEHIND IT
??? Do people actually do this? I am genuinely very upset that my name is the definition of this. I hope that my parents didn’t know this when they decided to call me Amy.
7 – THE FEMALE NAME FOR GOD E.G I WORSHIP AMY
If you didn’t know already then you do now. Worship me. I’m nice.
Seriously, go to this website. The hours of fun that you will have will make it worth your while and you might just learn something new about yourself!